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I'm not really that complex, just a drunken super villian. I like a little bit of everything, and so thats what you'll see here. Im a huge flirt, dont take it too personally if I tell you how sexy you are. My inbox is always waiting for your questions, concerns, and nudey photos ;)

meowgon:

kinginthewest:

it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis

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like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

they’re not for you… they’re for ME

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hermionejg:

damn fucking right


adirtylilsecret:

collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.

Finish reading This Is The Most Passive-Agressive Office Note Battle We’ve Ever Seen

OMFG I cried from laughter 😭😩


rainman-is-life:

Krewella At Summer Sonic 


pikajewish:

apricots-from-nara:

zerotheduke:

whispering-tenacious:

falcnpunch:

this photoset of skeletons fucking is both horrifying and slightly arousing. im both screaming and jacking of but thats nothing new.

They’re /boning/

this is beautiful

ARE YOU FUCKIGFN KIDDING ME RIGTHT NOW?

me in 300 years


filmvevo:

The warning at the beginning of Fight Club (1999) 

filmvevo:

The warning at the beginning of Fight Club (1999) 


gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

Et tu bro?


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